And yet. Stars of the classic variety – your Rat Packers, your Bryan Cranston in Breaking Bad – look genuinely good in such headgear. And Goldblum is cool. Cool in the way in he reminds us of long Sunday afternoons watching ravenous dinosaurs chase Jeeps, and cool thanks to his impressive recent career renaissance.
All of which begs the question: is Goldblum cool enough to pull off the polarising pork pie hat? Or is it better left to the man crooning Stevie Wonder’s ‘Superstition’ to bleeding eardrums at 4am? We’ll leave the decision with you.